It has come to our attention that there are so many events happening in our state which is totally misleading us, the Kudiyans (drunkards) of Kerala. One such event is called BarCamp Kerala which took place just some weeks back. We, the kudiyans of Kerala, were totally misguided by the name of the event and were dissappointed to find that the BarCamp had nothing to do with a Bar at all! We had even gone there with a handful of pickle and onion expecting that they would have a couple of pegs for us. But instead we found a group of young people discussing some weird topics. WTF!!
Enough is enough we say! So we have teamed up to come up with the first ever BeerCamp Kerala!! YESH PEEPPLES!!! The official BeerCamp Kerala is to happen in Chalakudy (where the liquor sales break it’s own record on every single festive season in the whole of Kerala) and the dates are to be announced soon. You will get lots of free beer and all you have to do is to bring up a stainless steel glass from your kitchen.
Adding to the free beer, we will also be having an un-derwear-conferene where all of us will be discussing the ways of effective drinking. The following sessions will be there, taken by some eminent personalities from Kerala:
vaaLu vekkal (vomitting) as an art form – by kanaal Vaasu
How to drink a full bottle with one piece of onion – spirit Mathaayi
Idiot’s guide to get rid of hang over – kavutta Mammathu
So what are you waiting for? Get your a$$es out of those sewers! Confirm your attendence now!!
See you at BeerCamp Kerala! Baar Salaam!!